About us - Swanky Gear

About us

Hi my name is Joe , Owner of Swanky Gear. We are based out of Modesto California & we always find quality inspiration from all the "Fucktards" living here in northern Cali.




Thank you for visiting our store & if you find anything offensive on our site then we apologize and ask you to please move along as someone should be along shortly to herd you back in line with the rest of the fucking sheep. 




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